..only in theory would this happen...Roommates

so yes as i look for a roomate for nyc, i dont just want any roomate... he has to be perfect...perfect can mean many things, well yea he has to bring home cute boys to share (not at the same time) but to share their company.. however there should be no loud sex unless i am the one having it, and you must not complain... well he could complain all he wants, but the complain should be something like "how i never get ass" or something. however it would be weird because we would sometimes hookup, and he will never bring just one boy home. he will be very handsome, preferably around my age, trendy but not fem, nor a drama queen. i dont want to take my therapy work home and have to read and suggest something to get over their break up...he needs to be very independent, pay rent on time, maybe pay my share of rent just because he loves me and most importantly hes corporate and makes shit loads of money... we will balance out because obviously i am not greedy and do non profit work, but of course i dont care because he will be supplying the dough for the bougie parties we would throw in our upper east side apartment or in our chelsea loft...